Title: 3830
Author: stupeur
Beta: cranperryjuice
Rating: PG
Pairing: --
Summary: Miya turns 30, and the other members of MUCC do absolutely nothing to make it better.
Notes: Just a lil' drabble to celebrate Miya's birthday! *pops champagne*

( Happy birthday, Miya! )

Title: Almost Easy
Author: stupeur
Beta: cranperryjuice
Rating: R for language, alcohol and drug use, some violence, and hot, graphic mansex. :D
Pairing: Synyster Gates (Avenged Sevenfold) x Miya (MUCC)
Summary: Miya joins a tour across the United States and proceeds to get several of his cherries popped.
Notes: This idea has been brewing in my head for, gosh, a year or so, but I only managed to write it now. This is set during the 2008 RTOC tour to which Avenged Sevenfold and MUCC took part. Miya has been a fan of A7X for several years – he made a cover of Critical Acclaim with a session band called Avenged Eightfold and proceeded to call Synyster "absolutely wonderful" on his blog while RTOC was taking place. He's quite obviously jizzing his pants over Syn, and this really needed to be done. :D;

Some notes about the story: drugs in Japan are a ~big deal~, Guccha is Miya's nickname, and yes, Synyster did ask Miya to teach him judo (that's the kind of shit I couldn't make up even if I wanted to). I took the liberty to not put any of the scenes in chronological order, but it really shouldn't be hard to follow. Some characters obviously only speak Japanese or almost, but it should be obvious who speaks in what language. Oh, and the title comes from an A7X song – it's a terrible pun, and I apologize for it.

Reference pictures are here and here. Enjoy ♥

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( お前を叫ばせてやる )

Title: My Secret Girl (Part 4/4)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R for sexuality, language, statutory rape, anglerfish.
Pairing: Miya (MUCC) x Younha (Korean singer and actress)
Summary: When Miya decides to help a young, promising singer set foot in the music industry, he has no idea how seriously she will take his offer.
Previous parts: 1 2 3
Notes: Awe, no, I can't believe this is over! I liked writing these two so much that I actually cried when I finished this part. :'( I already have ideas for a sequel of sorts brewing in my head, but I'm currently working on a couple of (completely different) stories, so it probably won't be in a while. Enjoy the ending in the meantime! Big thanks to tamaofdeath for the help, my beta, and everyone who supported me. :3

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( 誰かのために涙流せるなんて初めてだった )

Title: My Secret Girl (Part 3/4)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R for sexuality, language, statutory rape.
Pairing: Miya (MUCC) x Younha (Korean singer and actress)
Summary: When Miya decides to help a young, promising singer set foot in the music industry, he has no idea how seriously she will take his offer.
Previous parts: 1 2
Notes: This is definitely my favorite part of the story so far. XD I'm usually a slow writer, but it was so much fun I got this done in no time. Some issues get resolved, but other show up. Shameless cheese, actual sex and plot twists. Enjoy!

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( 笑って、会って、キスして、泣いて… )

Title: My Secret Girl (Part 2/4)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R for sexuality, language, statutory rape.
Pairing: Miya (MUCC) x Younha (Korean singer and actress)
Summary: When Miya decides to help a young, promising singer set foot in the music industry, he has no idea how seriously she will take his offer.
Previous part: 1
Notes: Finally some drama! Introducing Tatsurou and Yukke as my support cast. I had been wanting to get into whatever crap happened between the MUCC members in their Zekuu/Kuchiki no Tou era (no one really knows what happened, but rumor has it that they almost broke up), and this is my take on it since it actually fits the timeline.

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( 手をつないだならば　どこまでも行ける気がする )

Title: My Secret Girl (Part 1/4)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R for sexuality, language, statutory rape.
Pairing: Miya (MUCC) x Younha (Korean singer and actress)
Summary: When Miya decides to help a young, promising singer set foot in the music industry, he has no idea how seriously she will take his offer.
Notes: I think this is a really cute story, despite what the warnings seem to indicate. XD, I'm having so much fun writing those two! They're both amazingly talented and adorable, and the cuteness just goes up exponentially when they're together.

This is set in late 2003-early 2004, between the releases of Zekuu and Kuchiki no Tou, and shortly before Younha's debut. The title comes from Younha's song Password 486 (she sings "You are my secret boy" in it). Younha is Korean, but fluent in Japanese and has a career in both Japan and Korea (click here for a reference pic).

Also, I had already posted some parts, but I decided to break the story down differently and post it again (I also changed some things here and there in the process). This includes what had already been posted and some additional parts, so if you've been reading this story, don't skip this post. 8D, I apologize for the mess! >_<;

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( 生まれた町を遠く離れて　あたしは歌っている )

Title: Yellow Fever (One-shot)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R (Language and sexuality)
Pairing: Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil) x Taeyang (Sudden Attack)
Summary: Leon has a gigantic crush on his new, hot Korean trainee. Steamy buttsex ensues.
Notes: Ahem. I feel like this needs some explanation. I watched Taeyang's solo concert DVD and rediscovered Resident Evil 4 at about the same time – turns out that both star sexy hunks and I was compelled to pair them up. It felt absolutely ridiculous at first, but then Big Bang went and became FPS game characters, so I had absolutely no qualms in doing it anymore. :Db Oh yeah, Ada is Chinese-American, hence the title, and beware of some RE4 spoilers. Leon pic is here.

( In Ashley's words, how about we do, um, some overtime? )

Title: Apple of my Eye (Six of six)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: PG-13 (implied sexuality)
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: Awe, it's over! Thank you for the comments & support! It's my first time finishing anything other than a one-shot, so it's a small victory for me. ^^; Enjoy the ending. :3
Previous chapters: One Two Three Four Five

( But still my dear if the end draws near what should I do? )

Title: Apple of my Eye (Five of six)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: Sorryyyy for hyper late update. Moving, no time, blah blah. Also, I lied. ^^; There's going to be another part after this one. It suddenly made more sense to do it this way as I was writing, so yeah. 8D; Enjoy!
Previous chapters: One Two Three Four

( Oh do not make me have those kinds of dreams again )

Title: Apple of my Eye (Four of five)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: PG-13 (implied sexuality, alcohol and drug use)
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: ... Wow, I can't believe two months have passed since I last updated. It sure didn't feel like it. Anyway, here's part four! Final part is coming up next. :3
Previous chapters: One Two Three

( And the stain is the color of red through red )

Title: Apple of my Eye (Three of five)
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: R (for sexuality)
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: Gyah, so sorry for the delay! It was a busy month for both me and my beta-reader. I also apologize for the amount of Japanese words in there; I hope it's not too confusing.
Previous chapters: One Two

( Let's burn up this room )

Title: Treadmill
Author: stupeur
Editor: cranperryjuice
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Satochi (MUCC) x Eun Joo (Moogadang)
Summary: Satochi sees Eun Joo at the gym. Eun Joo has boobies. Satochi loves boobies.
Notes: The lovely mods of yokshim asked me to write something for Drabble Month and this is all I could come up with ^^; Satochi is the drummer of Japanese rock band MUCC, and is basically a tit-obsessed jock. Eun Joo is the sexy chica of Korean crackpop band Moogadang. I know it sounds random, but YG Entertainment made an announcement about Eun Joo training in Japan, so it could happen :P

( Shake your booty shake shake your booty shake )

Title: Apple of my Eye (Two of five)
Author: stupeur
Editor: mtembo cranperryjuice
Rating: PG (R in later chapters)
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: Ringo's mark is actually a black cat, so it's not me being completely random (and yes, I'm aware that she mostly sings in Japanese IRL). This part caused me some sort of... "writing fright" (if it makes any sense) and I actually scrapped the chapter and reworked the whole story before writing it again. It's the calm before the storm, so enjoy it while it lasts!
Previous chapters: One

( But I fell for your trap girls will fall like that )

Title: Apple of my Eye (One of five)
Author: stupeur
Editor: mtembo
Rating: PG (R in later chapters)
Pairing: Tatsurou (MUCC) x Shiina Ringo
Summary: Despite his fame as a visual artist in 1950's Tokyo, Tatsurou has a strong dislike of circles and events, but caves in to his friend Miya and follows him to a private party in a jazz lounge. There he meets the beautiful and elusive Ringo, a woman unlike any other.
Notes: AU, het and crack!pairing. This is actually based on a roleplay that I did with my friend sirkao a long time ago, except that our story was set before WW2 and featured Ringo as a geisha. For those unfamiliar with the pretty Ringo, click here for a picture of her. Her name seems to create confusion for some reason, so I'll mention that Shiina is her last name and Ringo is her first name (albeit not her real one). Ringo also means "apple" in Japanese, hence the title. The lyrics are quoted from Autumn Leaves and written by Jacques Prévert. Autumn Leaves is a personal favorite of mine, and this chapter was written while listening compulsively to Mrs. Shiina's amazing cover of it.

( How many are the men charmed by your elegance? )

Title: Severance (one-shot)
Author: stupeur
Editor: mtembo
Rating: PG
Summary: Nine years old Miya and his mom confront each other about a decision of hers.
Notes: Obviously no romantic pairing here, sorry :P I got the idea from an interview in which Miya talks about his childhood, and also was considerably inspired by the song Danzetsu, after which this story is titled (both translations are available here). The names are from the Tsuuzetsu CD thanks (although I might be reading the kanji wrong, so take it with a grain of salt... and they might not even be his parents, but how many Yaguchis would Miya realistically feel the need to thank?). To avoid any confusion, Masaaki = Miya, since he obviously did not go by his handle yet. Now that all is said, enjoy! ;)

( Severance )